Ducks?

Once upon a time, a little girl with bright blonde hair was eating lunch with her parents next to the Seine river in Paris. She saw ducks in the water and decided she wanted to feed them. Being the little carb-lover she was (and still is), she was eating a croissant. She ran over to the water, croissant in hand, and tore off a little piece to give to the ducks.
Here, however, is where our story turns to tragedy. The little girl made a mistake and accidentally threw  the greater part of her croissant in to the ducks, leaving the smaller piece originally intended for the ducks for herself.
When she realized what she had done, the world crumbled around her. She ran over to her Mother and told her of her plight. The girl's Mother understood the girl's dilemma, yet still found it extremely adorable and would continue to tell this story for many years to come. As all mothers do, she saved the day and bought her daughter another croissant.
The little girl learned her lesson that day. Whether the ducks jedi mind tricked her into handing over her french delicacy or not, we may never know. But what we do know is that the little girl never shared a croissant again, and she has the buttery lips to prove it.