Hey, so you guys know those blogger awards thingies? Does there happen to be an award for "Most Sporadic" and/or "Most Janky" (jankiest...? I don't know)? Cause I'd definitely deserve some nominations in those categories. Anywho, you're not here for my apologies you're here for a tale of romance and smooth skin. Let us begin...*cough cough*
Once upon a time...
